Yeah, this IS real. I’m retiring, forever. I’m not even sure where to start. So many armies, so many years, so much joy… How to put it all in 1 post. I guess I could explain all of my time in CP Warfare with one word.

Fun.

I’ve accomplished so much, but I now realise that it doesn’t really mean anything in the end. All that matters is that you had fun. Everyone retires and gets on with their life(except Shab jk, Ily Shab <3). I really got depressed when I saw all my of best friends here retire almost at the same time: Tan, Wg, Pie, Puck, Mag etc.

Anyway, I know everyone would expect a huge-ass list of ranks I’ve accomplished, but I’m not going to name them all. Instead, I’m going to name the ones I like most, and had the most fun in. I’m going to try to keep it as short as possible, because I’d like everyone that knew me to read everything. It really isn’t that long.

Elites 6G – Creator and leader – Started out as just another one of my many revived armies, yet showed to be the most successful. I paved the path for these guys to rise to greatness and ultimate power, it’s up to them to continue along that path. Started on April 16th 2011, this army continued to amaze me after every battle I lead. The excitement, the thrill of leading them to 2nd in the top 10… Priceless. Everyone thought I would quit this army in like 2 weeks, but no. Since the reopenening after the “standby period”, it took me 2 weeks to get the Elites to 3rd in the top 10. I stayed until the day I retired, and will still help them as much as I can even after.

People to thank:

Supperz1     Solraida     57to     Tempah      Recoz9     Godplayer123       Swimmerboy01     Talyor445      Time      iWolf     Danny9632     Smashmac      Vinny     Danthemanr1     Dan Za Man1     Poliwinkle      Hershey658      King Kinn     Bepboy9     Klimster       Vinny      Skater        Twitchy543

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Dark Warriors-leader – Lead with a few of my close friends (Donut6780, Motoxjohn, SaW and Beastt), it proved to be the most successful DW generation ever. Also led to 2nd in the top 10, we rocked the CP army world. After SaW and I left, everything went downhill for DW. We were planning to re-join and help them in September, but we both had other priorities. I remember someone pronouncing me as “a brother to all” in DW, can’t seem to remember who, but it really was like that.

Anyway, DW forever <3

People to thank:

Donut6780      Motoxjohn      SaW aka Feephill       Circa       Phipy      Bid Now aka Broken      Elite 910       Dreamguitar aka Fallen      Zach610         Panthers Bas        Shadowclub6        Flames181        Wwechamp aka Smosh       Ethnicz        Hurricanex1       Fizz aka Acolopse       Marcus aka Buggsyboy       Kirk743753      Alb Cool Dude         Rob         Debbie         Mindyellie         Freezie 66

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Doritos of CP – Leader – Ahhhhh DCP. You bunch of pedos <3 I was with DCP basically since their creation. Through all the hacks, fights, merges and wars, you could still find loads of entertainment. I used to spend nearly my whole day on DCP chat, because it was one of the most joyful things EVUUUR ;p

People to thank:

Brandon aka Wwe Best Fan     Motoxjohn     Alfrondo146     57to     Bam117     Cooldude Joe     Theyt3      Leboto      Crazyhightec      Auburndude     Bid Now     Nachozman124     Garret1233       Toe        Anon        Hiro2          Greenblah904      Shane The Ninja

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Underground Mafias Army - Leader – You guys have to be the most perverted, weird, nasty, disgusting people in the CP Army community… That’s why I love you <3 In UMA, I really felt like I was at home. Swearing, making homosexual and perverted remarks, having sex in pc with Wg and Pie, it was like heaven on a xat chat :d

People to thank:

Wgfv     Teh Pie aka Spikeike9     Mount Rainy     Harvin13     Nacho Flame     Berat2beti      Neos     Glace      KappnKrunch      Bmf7364      Np3000      Sarge      Brownieman7       Daft Punk

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Ice Warriors – 3rd in Command – Out of all the armies I’ve been in, IW was the 2nd army I joined, and I have been in it for the longest. I joined as highest member and worked my way up. So many fights on chats, rebellions, amazing victories, and this army has stayed the same. When I first started in IW, the only thing I wanted in it was to be a 4ic. I achieved even higher only because I was extremely loyal to IW and never backed away from them.

People to thank:

Iceyfeet1234     Gill1097     Albert417     Motoxjohn     Hershey655      Flurrz aka Funkikiflurry     Indigoflare     Magma781     Rugrat93     57to     San Chivas     Yoitsyvan     Honkzo6      Bottlefanta     Ice Burgh 24       Eyes2     Jangopengo     Crazyman508     Escargo     Sofia011      Nickle37915      Gord17       Ekpenguin9         Katie      Jim430      Emploneon       Cheeze        Coolkid4040       Gadunka345      Crypto4631      Kennedy      Arseus1215       Ajboyrocks       Jazz           Jo8903      Dasher99

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Army of Club Penguin – 3rd in Command – Although the  ACP have much too strict rules, and I still do hate the fact that they wouldn’t allow me to be a owner in any top 5 army but them, but now Flip and Mch can, I still did have fun in ACP. The thrill of leading the largest army in Club Penguin at some battles can’t go by unnoticed.

People to thank:

Oagalthorp     Shaboomboom     Boomer 20     Dryvit     Iasgae56     Bobcatboy10     Icey Cold27     Flipper7706      Kenneth1000     Aero Master     Chapa23      Motor20     Chase50      4996dexter     Monsterfully       Fiasco 121      Talyor455      Johny4       Slider568        Term     Ollie        Austin aka Firemanhg     Kingfunks4       Buckleybeans      Casiusbrutus      Ladtom2     Doodygirl       Elitesof       Capncook      Buritodaily       Jet Nugget        Nathancool1       Live Love10       Albaro Lord      Bluesockwa2       Jujuflower      Great Alex12

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(Roman)Fire Warriors/Ninjas - 3rd in Command+2nd in Command – Personally, I liked FW more than the Ninjas, but anyway, I enjoyed my time spent in both. I was 3ic in FW, and 2ic in Ninjas, thanks to Funk and Poch.

People to thank:

Pringle64     Pochoma123     Trickster     Flurrz aka Funkikiflurry     Crash     Josephp3     Etac14     Motoxjohn     Kj Bulldogs        Aninjaboy     Steve Tim       Twizonez       Woton      Icefeather       Late Me           Linklovr

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Nachos - 4th in Command – The Nachos are one of the funnest armies around. The peole there are great, and I regret not trying hard enough to be come a 3ic there. That, my friends, would be a adventure.

People to thank:

Puckley     Linkin55     Person1233     Tanman626     Joker     Videogamer57     Ads354     Slobbysnake aka Hades     Miroos      Pie1530     Fido1625     Edd64     J Boy 5     Billy Mays     Folay     Cobra     Oberst543     Dashing Snow     Bam117       Benucicas       Shedinja777      Qwerty        Wolfie1215      Zayer       Talex831      King Kinz 10       Nosey

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Golden Troops – Partly Leader – How can you not like GT? The leaders there make the place look like its made of magic. I was in GT since their creation. The 1st GT generation was also the best and most successful. They reached 2nd in the top 10 at the time, and were one of my favorite armies back then.

People to thank:

Ganger90     Saiyaman Xc     Jerry2cool      Sklooperis      Riotors      Flipper7706       Tempah      Tap Dancer36     Surferboysc         Swimmyblue       123nico26       Hampton4life     Wiggle Nn(Paddyabc)         Sercan4444       Flameguy 36      Kali Kat99       Ajman9011

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Watex Warriors – 4th in Command – What to say about the WW… I think the word “waffles” explains them in every way possible.

People to thank:

Gambler21777      Wii Mountain      Hurricanex1        Scampi Bri        Greenday9991       Lje98        Wexfief          Lucario564          Goldshadow7       Crash        Radwan006       Ark428       iWolf        Cewan        Chuckisthe2      Fluffyboy3      Braveboy24

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Team Gold - 2nd in Command - Yeah I know, some people may hate TG, but I had some good times there. They were one of the first 5 armies I joined, so yeah

People to thank:

Saint Spice         Ace ak a 4455ashpie         Swanbiff          Marz          Freezypink aka Lizz            Tj Crooks          Linklovr        Grant42          Pupula56         Panthers Bas           Allen        Hulkstir24        Nick aka Tmasterz           Snow Nick

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Wow, that took awhile to write Check the Epic Picturez page when it’s done for pictures I took on chats throught my career.

Now I’d like to write down a hella statements made by one of the most wisest person in CP armies: Wii Mountain.

Message to CP Army Leaders: Everyone is trying to get back the Golden Ages. I am going to tell you now, You will never get it back. The golden ages are gone, so make some new ages. Declare war, who cares if you will get smothered. Just keep declaring war and you will get as close as you can to the Golden Ages.

What else is there to say? To speak of my entire history on CP would be boring, no one reads that lol. My last battle will be the Elites vs Nachos battle, join us if you want (:

Message to the Elites: Don’t ever throw in the towel. So many armies have fallen, but few claimed themselves dead. They could always rise up back to the top 10 even after a depression. Even if you start getting 5 at events, don’t give up. Why should the Elites be “the army that always dies”. You don’t have to be.

TO EVERYONE THAT KNEW ME IN CP ARMIES

I love you all

For the final and most heartbreaking time.

Khimo/Yoshi123241

~CP Army lover~

:*)